LD: so I feel like all my unlikable bits are going to be exposed this weekend when people realize that I don't know how to put up a tent, and don't really know how to be in the wilderness
JK: No just be like the girl who "doesn't know how to play poker"
LD: I hate that girl. Therefore, this weekend, I hate myself.
JK: Hmmmm - you could pretend to be bad ass the whole time and say things like
"What? a tent? I've never used one of theeeese before. I normally sleep on bears when I 'camp'."
"THIS is what you guys call the wilderness? Really? There aren't even lions out here"
...And then just get drunk
LD: You know, that's a magnificent idea
JK: If anyone could pull it off it would be you.
LD: It's true. I have a fur hat.
*Former Dillon Panther Tim Riggins would also work. In case you were wondering.