iChat transcript with Byron:
B: Have you heard of Speculoos? The Dutch spread. I think it's my alternative to NUTELLA!!!!! I had it on waffles the other day and I think I'm all about it.
L: What is it? I mean, what's it like?
B: It's like GRAHAMCRACKERS!
L: Ok what's going on with the overly-emphasized European spreads here? Are those exclamation points really necessary? I mean, choco-hazelnut is pretty magical, but shouldn't you at least save ONE exclamation point for something more pertinent like, say, "BY JOVE! MY LEFT HAND JUST SHRIVELED UP AND FELL OFF!!!"