I have a Czech friend, we'll call him Erik,* who likes to tease me. Sometimes when you poke too hard, though, you awaken a beast. The following is an email exchange I had with him today after he sent me a few links to some necklaces on Etsy (one of which will presumably become a gift for his lovely ladyfriend).
*That's his real name
It goes without saying that he's pretty racist against Germans. But that's his problem.