Most of you have probably already seen Facebook's new "Timeline" directive, on which we're supposed to arrange our various correspondences in a more linear fashion. Bellyache all you want, but I actually dig the new layout. It meshes with how I naturally think about the events of my life anyway.
Say, what life events? you might be wondering. So glad you asked. I went ahead and took the liberty of adding a few important events to my pre-Facebook timeline (i.e. during the dark ages before 2005 when I joined the Good Book), in case any one of my fifteen friends wanted an exhaustive biography.
In chronological order, here are a few of them: